At Asylum headquarters, the conversation often turns to robots, whether it be robot hookers, robots playing air hockey, or robotic arms controlled by monkeys.

So needless to say, we were happy to see Bullz-Eye come out with a list of their favorite robots of all time. But while discussing Bullz-Eye's list, we realized there were some robots missing ... some gay robots.

Rather than simply outing gay robots, a la Perez Hilton, we'd like to celebrate these homosexual machines and encourage them to embrace their sexuality. We love them regardless. So with great pride and all due respect -- our favorite gay robots:

-- C3PO. Fussy and covered in gold like a Studio 54 dancer, C3PO is the Elton John of robots.

-- Johnny 5. On-screen, Johnny 5 loves to dress up and act flamboyant. Off-screen, he is rumored to have had debaucherous flings with other male robots, most notably Robocop.

-- The gynoid from "Metropolis." Widely considered the first lesbian robot, her deep voice is actually what derailed her transition into talkies.

友站Asylum曾經討論過不少機器人,不管是性工作服務者桌上曲棍球高手,還是手臂被猴子操控的機器人,都曾是他們的熱門話題之一。

因此當他們看到友站Bullz-Eye所選出來的「最受喜愛的機器人」名單,發現他們漏掉了一些....同志機器人時,忍不住跳出來替這些遺珠發聲。

在此,咱們除了佩服這些機器人公開出櫃的勇氣外,也希望社會大眾對於同志朋友們,能抱持更開放更尊重的態度,以下就是Asylum的遺珠名單:

  • --C3PO:走著Elton John路線的C3PO,身上過於亮眼的金色外衣,讓他看起來就像70年代的舞王。
  • --霹靂五號Johnny 5:銀幕上的Johnny 5善良熱情,銀幕下的他,和其他男性機器人的緋聞多到滿天飛,其中又以他和機器戰警(Robocop)的曖昧情誼最受人注目。
  • --來自手塚治虫大師作品「大都會」(Metropolis)的女形機器人Tima-被視為第一個女同志機器人,低沉的嗓音是她的一大特色。

版主:
C3PO.跟星際大戰的那位機器人可是同名ㄟ.

ㄚ~.......................
不過不重要~
重點是他的功能(以上癮科技有翻譯了)
還有他針對的族群.
也是不賴的商機.


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